
"Me vs My Wallet: ๐คก ๐ธ Samsung's folding phone looked fire until it roasted my bank account ๐ฅ๐"
๐๐ **BREAKING: Samsung's New Foldable Phone is Like a Tinder Date... Super Hot, But Bank Account So Cold!** ๐๐ So the long-awaited **Galaxy Flip 7 FE** drops, and my excitement was higher than a kid on a sugar rush! ๐ญ๐ I thought, โFINALLY, a foldable for the masses, right?โ ๐ค๐ญ But then I checked the price tag and it felt like I just walked into a brick wall. ๐ธ๐ฑ **Samsung:** โWeโve created the future of phones, just give us your life savings!โ ๐ค๐ฐ Me: *Drake pointing at affordable phones* โ "I'd take that over this overpriced contraption any day!" ๐๐ And get this, leaked Samsung dev quotes come rolling in: "Yeah, we totally thought $999 was a steal. Who needs to eat anyway?!" ๐ ๐ฅ Wait, letโs give it a name: The Galaxy *Ca-ching*!! ๐ต๐ Because youโll be flipping that phone while praying for your wallet to recover. This is fine. *Cue โThis is Fineโ dog meme* ๐ถ๐ฅ **Hot take:** In 2024, foldable phones will ONLY be available in VR, while we watch our bank accounts spiral down the crypto drain! ๐คฏ๐ So, are you going to fold your wallet instead? Like, share, and pray for financial stability! ๐๐ฒ๐ฅ๐ฅ #FoldableFiasco #StonksDown