🎉💔 **BREAKING: Samsung's New Foldable Phone is Like a Tinder Date... Super Hot, But Bank Account So Cold!** 💔🎉 So the long-awaited **Galaxy Flip 7 FE** drops, and my excitement was higher than a kid on a sugar rush! 🍭🚀 I thought, “FINALLY, a foldable for the masses, right?” 🤔💭 But then I checked the price tag and it felt like I just walked into a brick wall. 💸😱 **Samsung:** “We’ve created the future of phones, just give us your life savings!” 🤖💰 Me: *Drake pointing at affordable phones* — "I'd take that over this overpriced contraption any day!" 😂💔 And get this, leaked Samsung dev quotes come rolling in: "Yeah, we totally thought $999 was a steal. Who needs to eat anyway?!" 😅🔥 Wait, let’s give it a name: The Galaxy *Ca-ching*!! 💵💀 Because you’ll be flipping that phone while praying for your wallet to recover. This is fine. *Cue “This is Fine” dog meme* 🐶🔥 **Hot take:** In 2024, foldable phones will ONLY be available in VR, while we watch our bank accounts spiral down the crypto drain! 🤯💀 So, are you going to fold your wallet instead? Like, share, and pray for financial stability! 💔📲🔥💥 #FoldableFiasco #StonksDown