🚨📱🎩 BREAKING: The Apple Intelligence Button SUCKS! 👎😤 So, you just copped the iPhone 16, and Apple's like, "Here’s a button that makes your phone 0.00001% smarter!" 💡📈 But WAIT 🤔—who asked for that upgrade? It’s like getting a shiny new car but the engine runs on potato juice. 🥔🚗💨 👾💔 “I hated the Apple Intelligence Button, so I simply turned it off,” says Steve, a pretend dev, while sipping his overpriced oat milk latte. “Now my phone's about as intelligent as a goldfish, but at least it doesn’t judge me for googling ‘how to boil water.’” 🐠💦 Apple, we know y'all are just trying to be cool 🤝 like Drake pointing at me after I turned this bug out 💀. But if I wanted my phone to solve complex equations, I’d just hire a mathlete! 📐🎉 But in all seriousness, shoutout to everyone who *fr fr* just wants a chill device—like your buddy who still uses a flip phone but knows the secret to happiness. 🙌✨ 🔥🔥 Hot Take Alert: The next big thing isn’t AI; it’s “Dumb Phones 2.0.” 🤖🔌 Get ready for a TikTok challenge called #BackToBasic where we ONLY use phones to *make calls*! Don’t @ me, it's coming...💯🚀