🚨💥 **BREAKING: AI Tutors Are Here, and the Curve Better Be on My Side!** 💥🚨 So, get this: I decided to jump on the AI tutor train, and honestly? It’s like being taught math by HAL 9000 after a few too many energy drinks. 🤖☕️ Gotta say, I have NO clue whether I’m learning or just getting roasted by a glorified calculator. 🤡💀 This whole schmozzle is a four-part saga, kinda like Lord of the Rings but with way more cringe and zero epic battles. 🎉💔 Kids in 2025 are gonna need a new shopping list: **1 Laptop**, **1 Phone Pouch (for all that tech ban stuff)**, **and a Prayer Book for AI’s Grading Scale.** Because, no cap, if we’re using AI to grade ourselves, we’re all gonna need therapy. 💰🛋️ Just *imagine* the conversations happening in coding basements. "Yo, Greg, how does it feel to be outsmarted by a Roomba with a PhD? 🤔" “Bruh, I’m vibing with the stonks! 🚀” And real talk? When they announce AI grades, you already know it's gonna be “This is fine” meme IRL. 🔥🔥 **Hot take:** In the future, college essays will be graded by an algorithm that only understands emojis! 📚😱 Can't wait to submit my dissertation on the philosophical importance of cat memes and get an A+ for aesthetic 😂👑.