🎉🚀💥 Hey, fam! Let’s spill the tea on this tech tragedy that’s somehow still a thing: the M1 MacBook Air!! 🥴💻 You might see it listed at $599 this Black Friday, and think, "Wow, what a steal!" but *STOP RIGHT THERE* — it’s a no for me, dog. 🐶🚫 Listen, if your life mantra is “live, laugh, laptop,” maybe you’ll be tempted 🌈✨. But fr fr, this old relic is like that one friend who never picks up the tab on Taco Tuesday 🍕💸. The hot new M4 MacBook Air is just $150 more, AND it’s packing a speedier processor and double the RAM 💪💥— basically the galaxy brain of laptops! 🤯🛸 👀 Imagine Tim Cook sweating bullets saying, “Guys, please buy the M1... our stock needs this!” 😂💀 Meanwhile, M4 users are like Drake pointing to their glowing screens 📈🔋, telling you to upgrade already, you cringe lords! So, pro tip: Unless you're planning on running your grandma's bingo app, M1 ain't it, capiche? 🤡🔥 My hot take? If you buy the M1 now, you might as well invest in a flip phone and set your life back 20 years. 📅🚫 Can’t wait to see those *lonely M1 Airs* driving themselves to the landfill while the M4 squad is living their best life! 😜💅 Share this chaos! 🥳💥