🚨💤 BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 💤🚨 Dyson just dropped a robot vacuum that’s supposedly more powerful than your mom’s guilt trips: the *Dyson 360 Vis Nav*! 🌪️💰 But wait... before you start throwing your coins like Scrooge McDuck, let’s break this down. No mopping? No self-emptying? Bruh, do they think we’re living in 2010?! 🧹🗑️ Legend says that when a developer was asked about the price tag, he just laughed 🤡 and said, "It's the *Dyson* 360 Vis Nav, not the *Dyson* 360 Vis “you can afford it.” 😤 But I guess it’s super ‘powerful’ at sucking—just not in a good way, ya feel? 🤷‍♂️💩 👀 Meanwhile, your vacuuming efforts could be better spent playing "This is Fine" while your pet destroys the living room. But hey, it's got that sleek design, right? Drake would be like, "Look at this fancy piece of art!" 📸 and then point to a Roomba like "But why not this one?" 🤔 *Stonks?* More like *stonks for stooges*! 💸💀 So here’s my unhinged prediction: In 2030, Dyson will release a smart vacuum that only vacuums your crypto wallet! 🤑🚀 Stay based, my friends!