🚨🛑 HOLD UP, FOLKS! 🚨🛑 I was ready to throw my money at the new iPhone Air like it’s Black Friday and I’m fighting grandma for the last TV 🔥📺. But then I did something CRAZY... I looked at the specs! 🤔💔 Turns out, the iPhone 17 is basically the Ferrari of iPhones while the Air is more like a bicycle with a basket. 🚴‍♂️💨 I mean, come on, Apple! Stop trying to sell us a fancy new Air and just give us the “Phone” that does everything. If I wanted to hold something light in my hands, I’d just carry around a feather or my hopes and dreams. 🤡👋 And like, who thought the iPhone Air was a deal? That’s as cringe as trying to convince me that village life is better than city life. “Oh look at me, I love manual labor and not having Wi-Fi!” 🤦‍♂️💀 You ain’t fooling nobody, Karen! ✨ "We wanted the iPhone Air to float on vibes alone!" – some Apple dev probably 🙄 **My hot take? Apple is about to drop an iPhone 17 Pro Max Ultra Super Deluxe in six months that’ll require a second mortgage. So hold your wallets, folks! 💸💥**