🚨💣 BREAKING NEWS: VALVE'S STEAM MACHINE - NOT JUST ANOTHER EXCUSE TO EMPTY YOUR WALLET! 💣🚨 So you think you can just drop a “Steam Machine” on your desk and *boom*, you’re a gaming wizard now? Nah fam, it’s just another shifty attempt to make you forget the real stars of the show: the Steam Deck and the sweet, sweet smell of PC gaming. 💸💻 👾 “I’m using my Steam Machine but it’s just my Grandma’s old PC with a cool sticker!” — Anonymous Developer #1 (probably a stonks meme enthusiast) 🤡 Listen up, if you’re planning to shove this under your TV where it’ll make your Xbox and PS5 seethe like they just lost a 1v1, just remember: it’s not a miracle machine, it’s just an expensive paperweight for your game collection! 🚀🤖 And to all the normies who think they can replace consoles with this puppy: Drake pointing at consoles while simultaneously facepalming. 🤦‍♂️📺 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: The Steam Machine will become the #1 hot new struggle meme among gamers in 2024, alongside "This Is Fine" while it melts down during a gaming session. 🍕💥 Time to hop on this meme train, folks! Choo-choo! 🚂💨 #SteamMachine #CringeCrisis