🚨🖥️ BREAKING NEWS for the Ergonomic Warriors! 🚨🖥️ Listen up, fam! Asus just dropped the price on their Falcata Hall effect split gaming keyboard like it’s a spicy new TikTok dance challenge! 💃🔥 It’s $140 OFF right now, so if you’ve been waiting to splurge on a keyboard that promises a galaxy brain-level of ergonomic benefits, this might be your moment… but no cap, it’s still overpriced at $279.99! 💰🤡 👀 Let’s break it down: the Falcata takes up LESS desk space than your mom’s secret stash of cereal🍩 (and we all know she loves her Lucky Charms). But here’s the tea ☕️ — it doesn’t tent as much as a cheap blanket fort. My thumbs are out here seething like they just got ghosted by an ex! 😭💔 If you're dropping stonk-level cash on a keyboard, you expect it to at least have a decent tent, right? 🤔 "Honestly, we just wanted to nail that *split* vibe. Ergonomics? Who's she?" - *imaginary Asus dev, probably* 💀 So, should you D.R.A.B. (Dare to Risk A Buy)? Maybe. If you're fiending for those Hall effect switches that sound cooler than they actually are, grab it! Just don’t forget to auto-renew your physical therapy plan just in case. 🚑💥 🧙‍♂️💥 **HOT TAKE:** In 2024, I predict we’ll all be typing on keyboards that fold up like origami cranes because let’s face it, that’s the only ergonomic solution that makes sense at this point! ✈️👾✨ #KeyboardGoals #FortniteOrErgo