🚨💥 **BREAKING NEWS: MCP’s KYC Game is WEAK!** 💥🚨 Yo fam, gather ‘round for this tech tea because the Model Context Protocol (MCP) is like that one kid in class who talks big but can’t even solve 2+2. 🤡💀 Financial institutions are giving MCP that “nope” face, and it’s not just because they don’t have taste. This is fine… or is it? 🔥😩 So, what's the deets? 🤔💬 Imagine if Open Agent Exchanges were like a massive party but no one showed up because they couldn’t find the bathroom. 🚽💨 Banks are sitting there, watching the chaos with their arms crossed like Drake pointing left vs. right: “Y’all can party, but I’m gonna stay safe!” 🧐🤷‍♂️ **Leaked Developer Quote:** "We thought banks wanted innovation, but turns out they just want to keep their mommy’s permission slip in check!" 😂📄 Let’s be real, tho: if it ain’t KYC-ready, it’s not gonna fly. They’re playing the long game, and MCP's still in its baby shoes. 🍼👶 🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** By 2025, MCP will either be the king of regulated crypto or we’ll be pouring one out for its digital grave—RIP to another moonshot that turned into a black hole. 🚀💔 Stonks? More like bonks! 💰💀 Share this with someone who's still waiting for the “next big thing” to come! 🤖✨