🚨💊 BREAKING: Matt Mullenweg Spills TEA! ☕️💻 So, my dude Matt, the *WordPress Wizard* 👑🧙‍♂️, decided to have a chinwag with Nilay Patel over at The Verge, and guess what? It's juicier than a TikTok cooking fail! 😂🔥 First off, did y'all hear? THE BACKEND MIGRATION FOR TUMBLR IS ON HOLD! 🛑🎢 Like, fr fr, Matt just hit the snooze button on that chaotic ship and decided to take a nap instead. 💤 Trust, Tumblr users are already seething and coping over this LOL. And get this – licensing deals with AI companies? 🚀📈 That's like saying, "I’m gonna sell my soul to tech demons for a slice of the stonks pie!" 🍰💰 Matt's basically saying, "Swag me that cash for my code, baby!" Yikes. Meanwhile, the fediverse is just out there like "What’s a content moderation system? I’m just vibing! 🎉" It's like a raging house party but with more bots and less actual people. LEAKED DEV QUOTE: "Content moderation? Bro, it's like asking if we can moderate the universe!" 🤖💬 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, we'll all be posting memes on a sentient Tumblr server, fueled by caffeine and powered by AI. 🤡💀 Buckle up, fam, it's about to get wild!