🚨💥💻 BREAKING: Matrix Push C2 - THE PHISHING SCAM YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED IN YOUR LIFE (but definitely didn’t ask for) 🤡💀 Hold onto your snack bars, fam! 🍕🤖 Bad actors have taken a page out of the “how to be a total loser” handbook and are now using browser notifications for fileless, cross-platform phishing attacks! Yep, you heard that right. Matrix Push C2 is here to ruin your day, but in a fancy, browser-native way! 🚀🔥 Imagine chilling with your web browser when suddenly: *BAM* 💥 “Your bank account is compromised!” 😱 And BOOM! You just gave away your life savings! #Oops #ThisIsFine 🥴💸 Brenda Robb, a researcher at Blackfog said: “Not sure if people are more gullible than I thought, or just really bored?” (allegedly 🙄) Meanwhile, your browser's notifications are officially the new shady guy in the alley whispering, “Psst, wanna see some malware?” 🤭🔗 Listen, if you click on that alert, it’s basically like saying “take my money” to a digital mugger. Drake's face says it all: 👎 "Not today!" But honestly, why worry about phishing when we can just send each other stocks in *stupid ideas*?! 📈💰 🔥 Hot take alert: In 2030, Matrix Push will evolve into Matrix Push NFTs, because why not mix phishing with crypto scams? Stonks, baby! 🚀💀🤡