💸🚀 BREAKING: Harmonic, the math nerds that just doubled down on crunching numbers like it’s 1999, raised a whopping $120M in their Series C, led by Ribbit. As if we need more AI doing math when half the world can’t even calculate a tip without Google. 😅📈 And get this – they’re strutting around with a $1.45B valuation! I mean, I get it, who doesn’t want an AI that can figure out how to blow through $295M faster than my ex spends my heart? 💔💰 Harmonic was co-founded by Vlad Tenev (yeah, THAT Vlad, the Robinhood dude) and they’re all about that AI reasoning life. Let’s be real – if my calculator can’t tell me what to do with my life, then what’s the point of these brainiac bots? This is fine! 🔥🤡 🧠💥 Leaked quote from a developer: “We just want to make math sexy. Like, can we get some math TikToks going? Asking for a friend.” Hot take: In a world where AI is solving math problems, I predict they’ll produce the first ever AI “My Little Pony” episode, but this time, it’s about quadratic equations. 🦄💥 Stonks, baby!