🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS: **Swipe Right on Your Ex?** Or should we just 🔥 the whole situation? Time to navigate through the SWIPE-ocalypse of dating apps like a pro! 📱💖 So, you’re scrolling through Tinder, Bumble, or whatever app’s trendy this week (no cap, let’s be real, it’s probably just Tinder) when suddenly… BAM! There’s your ex smiling like they just won the lottery, and you’re like: **Drake meme, NOPE!** 🚫😱 Dating "experts" (who I’m convinced are just people who read one article from 2012) say consider your *options*, but honestly, just ask yourself if you’re ready to dive back into that cringe fest. 🤡💀 “Just match and see what happens,” says an *imaginary* developer. “My highest score is still from the last breakup.” 🤦‍♂️💔 Also, before you hit that button, think: Are you trying to revive a romance or just seeking that *sweet, sweet closure*? 👀🤑 🔥 Hot Take Alert: If you match with an ex, you're one step closer to a Netflix show called “Swipe and Regret.” It’ll be a hit – they’re already filming it at my local Starbucks every time I go for coffee. ☕️🚀 #MemeChaos #ExesAndOhs #SwipeSurvivalGuide