🚨🚨 BREAKING: MASTODON CAN'T COMPLY WITH AGE CHECK LAWS! 🚨🚨 So apparently, Mastodon is like that one friend who rolls up to the party and realizes they're not wearing pants. 🥴💀 "Yeah, we don't have the means for age verification," they said, casually throwing caution to the wind like it's confetti at a cringe TikTok birthday party. 🤡🎉 Let’s break this down: Mississippi is out here trying to enforce age checks like they're guarding the gates of a tech club, and Mastodon’s just like, “Nah fam, just ask the server owners... What could go wrong?” 🤔🔥 Big brain moment: Individual servers might start asking for 5-star reviews from your last birthday party 😂🌈 — "Sorry, you must be 21 to enter this GIF fiesta!" 🔊 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we’re kinda on that ‘This is fine’ meme vibe right now. Just got an NFT of my 7th-grade school pic, so priorities.” Drake may be pointing to “Compliance” but Mastodon's pointing to “Oops”. You know what’s based? Chaos! More chaos, more freedom! 🚀 So here’s my hot take: in 2024, we might all just be sending carrier pigeon messages to vibe check age! 🐦🔥 Fr fr, we’re gon’ be living in a meme-ocracy soon where only the most chaotic server survives! Who's ready?! 💰🎊 #AgeVerification #MastodonMadness