🚀💥 Hold onto your hashtags, folks! Mastodon is vibin’ with some serious Bluesky energy and dropping **starter packs** for your following pleasure! 🎉💸 You got your friends in tech screaming "Let’s GO!" while the rest of us are just 🤡🧍‍♂️ trying to figure out if we’re still on Twitter or in 2023’s biggest social media dumpster fire. 👀💭 Picture this: Instead of scrolling endlessly through a chaotic void like you're in some cringe bootleg of The Matrix, Mastodon’s about to hand you curated collections of users, like they’re giving you free samples at Costco! 🎁🛒 “But wait, there’s more!” – that’s what I’d be thinking if this wasn’t just *more* of the same tech bro nonsense. 🔥💔 Developer quote: “Honestly, we needed to spice things up, so we said, ‘Why not just steal Bluesky’s homework and rewrite it?’” 😈✍️ I mean, no cap, this is peak seethe and cope from the dev side, fr fr. So let’s recap: Mastodon is basically a desperate ex using *some* of your old pickup lines while pretending they're all chill now. 🤭🥴 🔥 Hot take: in 2024, we’ll all be using a decentralized social media app built on a potato. 🥔💾 Get in or get out! Stonks! 📈🐦