🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE SOCIAL MEDIA ZONE 🚨 Brace yourselves, fam! Mastodon just dropped a new feature called “Packs” – and no, we’re not talking snack packs you devour while doomscrolling! 🥨💀 This ain't your grandma's social media; it’s like if Bluesky and a caterpillar had a baby, and that baby learned how to code. 🦋💻 🎉 Basically, it’s kinda like Bluesky’s Starter Packs, but here’s the tea: you can say “nope” to being packed like a sardine, unlike that time your account was tossed into the Bluesky blender without consent. 😱🔥 If someone tries to add you, you’ll get a notification faster than your inner introvert can scream, “NOPE!” 🤡🔔 Say goodbye to cringe reporting and hello to the delightful joy of tugging your account out of a Pack like it’s a pesky booger. 🤢 Some devs are probably like: “Mastodon, you think users are ready for this chaos?” 🤔💥 And Mastodon be like, “Stonks! 🚀” Prediction time: In 2024, Mastodon will replace therapy sessions with “Pack Confessions” online, where users unpack their digital baggage. This is fine. 💰💔 #MastodonPacks #ChaosIsComing 🥳🎊