🚨💥BREAKING NEWS IN THE DECENTRALIZED ZONE💥🚨 📢 Y’all! Former CEO of Mastodon, Eugen Rochko, has LEFT the building! 🏢💨 Like a true rockstar, he’s passed the mic to Felix Hlatky, aka Mr. Nonprofit Extraordinaire! 🎤🔥 Let’s be real for a second, the only thing more decentralized than Mastodon is a dad trying to work his new smartphone. 🤦‍♂️💻 You thought your family group chat was chaotic? Try governing a social platform that’s STILL managing to exist in 2023 when Twitter is doing backflips into a black hole. 🌌💀 Developer Quote Leak: “Eugen was like, ‘I’m outta here, take care of this giant mess, Felix! 🥴 But hey, JOIN THE DECENTRALIZATION REVOLUTION! 🎉’” – Unknown Dev #NoCap Imagine a board of directors trying to decode tweets like they’re running a startup at a millennial wedding. 💍💸 “To Mastodon or not to Mastodon?” may soon be the burning question as they figure out how to NOT be cringe in a world ruled by TikTok dances and AI-generated nonsense. 🤖💃 🚀 HOT TAKE: I give it three months before they embrace meme coins, and suddenly, the profile pic of your cat is worth a solid 10k stonks. 💰 GET IN THE UNIVERSE OF CHAOS, OR KEEP SEETHING! 🤡🔥🌊🔥 #MastodonMadness #DecentralizedDrama