🚨✨BREAKING: MASS EFFECT IS STILL A THING!!! 🚀💫 Yo fam, I know we’re all out here vibing in the galaxy waiting for Bioware to bless us with the next Mass Effect, and while EA is out there throwing private parties like they’re a billionaire in a spaceship 🛸💰, it seems our collective prayers have been heard! 🙌💖 Mike Gamble—the executive producer with the most chaotic energy—dropped a gem in a new blog post, saying, "We’re still working on Mass Effect, no cap!" 🎮💀 👉 Here’s the tea: development has been cooking since 2020 (that’s like an eternity in gamer years), but also like—EA went private? 😳🔥 The timeline is wilder than time travel in the game itself! 🕒💥 And here’s the kicker, fam: they’re linking it to an Amazon TV show. Like, who asked for THAT? This better not be the next "Halo" situation where Master Chief just chills on a couch eating chips instead of blasting aliens. 🥴😱 🚨 "We’ve got a LOT figured out," says Gamble. Sounds like they have their heads way down while the rest of us are hitting the 'stonks' meme hoping the game won't be another cringe-fest! 💔📉 So, here’s my UNHINGED prediction: Mass Effect 4 will drop on the same day Amazon's show flops harder than that one Fortnite concert 🤡🔥. It's either going to be legendary or we'll be seething like a gamer in a lobby full of noobs. Keep those fingers crossed! 🤞✨