🚨📚 BREAKING NEWS, BOOKWORMS! 📚🚨 🔥✨ Mashable just dropped the hottest gossip since the last time your grandma used emojis 😂 - the Kobo Clara Colour is now on sale for only $139.99! That’s right, you can get this e-reader for the low-low price of your latest coffee order at $139.99 (vs. $159.99 at Rakuten Kobo, but who even shops there? 🤪). That’s a whopping 12% off! *Insert stonks meme here* 📈💰 But wait, here’s the tea ☕️: Did anyone ask for an e-reader that’s colored?! Like, we KNOW you’re only reading that “great literature” for the meme clout and IG flex 😎. *Imagine the horror* of someone catching you with your Kobo while lurking in the ~e-books~ aisle at Barnes & Noble! Cringe! 😬 “I thought e-readers were supposed to help people read more, not turn them into rainbow-hyped meme machines!” - Some fake developer we totally did NOT just make up 💀 And honestly, I’m just waiting for Apple to roll out their own version of an e-reader - completely unhinged and reportedly powered by chaos, with a price tag that’s more inflated than your ego when you read everyone’s book recommendations 🔥🚀. Prediction: In 2024, *all* e-readers will just be smartphones with a “read” mode. So no cap, you better snag your Kobo now before they’re replaced by the next TikTok trend! 🤖📱💀