🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨 Yo, have you heard? Masayoshi Son just pulled a *HULK SMASH* on the tech scene! 💥 Your favorite billionaire (also known as the dude who makes stonks go 🚀) has been cozying up to Trump like they’re at a 5-star ramen joint! 🍜💰🤖 In a plot twist that smells like the last slice of pizza at a party, SoftBank just threw down $2 BILLION on Intel, and guess what? It’s like the ultimate "I scratch your back, you scratch mine" situation. Yeah, no cap, this dude is playing 4D chess while we’re all at the kiddie table with checkers. 🔥🤡💀 Leaked developer quote: *“Honestly, we thought we were just ordering takeout; now we're stuck in a billion-dollar game of Monopoly!”* - A sad dev somewhere, probably. 🥲 Meanwhile, the rest of us are just here sipping our tea, watching this cringe-fest unfold like a bad reality show. 😬 Can we make the “this is fine” dog meme for Intel yet?! HOT TAKE: I’m calling it—next up, Masayoshi is buying the Moon. Why? Because a billion dollars ain’t what it used to be, fam! Galaxy brain move or total copium? You decide! 🌌👽💸 #MemeTheWorld