🔥💥 BOOM! Hold onto your butts, Marvel fans! This week, Disney+ is unloading the popcorn cannon 🎉 with the highly questionable *Thunderbolts*! That’s right, the flick that gives us the vibes of your uncle's weird buddy group chat, where everyone has an anti-social superpower but only eats Doritos. 🤡 Mark your calendars for Sept. 3, just as you're about to sit down to watch Lilo & Stitch steal your childhood (again) 🦙🍍. This action-movie masterpiece stars Florence Pugh (who's way too cool for this), Sebastian Stan (who still looks like he just got his hair cut at a 7-Eleven), and *Julia Louis-Dreyfus*—yes, she's out here like "I left my Seinfeld character to join the MCU, what’s good?" 💁‍♀️ But hold up, fam! The theater receipts were so low, even your grandma’s bingo night had more action 😂💰. Leaked developer quote: “When we saw the box office, we were like, ‘This is fine.’” 🔥😬 So grab your couch, dive into the chaos, and pray you don’t seethe too hard when the post-credits scene makes no sense. My unhinged hot take? New Disney+ shows will feature the *Thunderbolts* as your next Zoom meeting background. 🤖✨ Remember: *This is fine*, as long as you mute your mic! 😂🎤💅 #Stonks #Marvelfied