🔥🎉 🚨BREAKING NEWS: THUNDERBOLTS IS DROPPING ON DISNEY+ SOONER THAN YOUR EX’S EXCUSES!!!🚨🎉🔥 Yo fam, you’ve been scrolling through Disney+ like it’s your ex’s DMs 🥴, but guess what? The Marvel squad's rebellious crew, aka the THUNDERBOLTS, is crashing your binge-watch party earlier than expected! 💥💥 It’s set to drop like your Wi-Fi connection when you’re most in need on *insert date here*, right after you cry your eyes out to Lilo & Stitch’s live-action horror show - what a time to be alive! 🤡💀 This movie features a bunch of anti-heroes that’d make even Deadpool do a double-take! 🤯 We’ve got Florence Pugh (my queen 👑), Sebastian Stan (the Winter Soldier, but he’s definitely thawed), and Julia Louis-Dreyfus (who definitely should have been cast as a villain long ago - just saying!). 🤖💁‍♂️ Leaked developer quote from an anonymous source: “Honestly, we just threw all the leftovers from the Avengers into one big pot and called it gourmet! *Chef’s kiss!*” 🍽️💰 So remember, folks, buckle up 'cause we’re about to see what happens when dysfunctional meets disassembled! This movie is gonna be chaotic, and if it’s not, we are NOT coping. 🚀✨ Hot take: THUNDERBOLTS will be the biggest sleeper hit of 2023, and if it flops, I will personally volunteer to fight Kevin Feige IRL. 🔥💯💪 #MakeItHappen