🚨🎶 BREAKING: Marshall’s about to give Sonos a run for its money, and I'm here for the chaos! 🎶🚨 In a plot twist that’s louder than your neighbor blasting karaoke at 2 AM, Marshall just dropped more modular home theater goodies than my mom’s home decor choices! 😂💥 I mean, who knew soundbars could start a whole war? Grab your popcorn, it’s about to get messy! 🍿👀 📢 “We’re basically the Avengers of sound now, but with less spandex and more bass,” said a *completely made-up* Marshall developer, Steve, who may or may not be crying over his ex’s Spotify playlist. 💔🎧 Hope you’re ready for *another* subwoofer because, apparently, you can never have too many devices to *potentially* block out your existential dread ➡️ *please clap* 👏💔. Sonos is out here sweating bullets while Marshall flexes its new releases like a TikTok influencer claiming they invented avocado toast. 🥑🚀 So what’s next? Marshall vs. Sonos showdown? What if they just team up and release a soundbar that also doubles as a therapist? *#SoundTherapy* 😱🤣🔥 Mark my words – 2024 will be the year we all get a sound system that screams “I have my life together” while we’re vibing with cats in our pajamas! *GET READY FOR THE NOISE WARS, FOLKS! – This is fine meme intensifies* 🔥💀 #STOXX💰💰