🚨🔥BREAKING MARTIAN TEA☕️: NEW CLIMATE MODEL SAYS MARS IS COLD AS YOUR EX'S HEART!🥶💔 So, the latestSNOOZEFEST from the Curiosity rover on Mount Sharp (sounds like a planet-sized ski resort, huh?) has dropped a bombshell: Mars is 90% of the time a super chilly mood. Like, seriously—less of a summer vacation spot and more of a “this is fine, I’m in an ice age” kind of vibe! 🌍💀 🚀💡Scientists led by Benjamin 'Game of Thrones' Tutolo say Mars might be trapping carbon dioxide in rocks, like some cosmic limestone. Earth-wannabe much? 🤔🌌 Next thing you know, they’ll be selling Martian real estate for STONKS! 💰💸 Curiosity’s like, “Bro, I’m just tryna vibe with this dirt!” Meanwhile, the scientists are simping over those sedimentary rocks like “ooh, fancy CO2 vibes.” 😂👌 *Leaked conversation alert*: 🔊Developer 1: “Wait, so Mars is just a cold barren wasteland?” 🔊Developer 2: “Yup, like my dating life!” 🤣 But fr fr, buckle up, cause my hot take? In ten years, Elon’s gonna be like, “Forget terraforming, we’re making Mars a winter wonderland theme park!” 🎢❄️ Meme it, tweet it, bring me my Mars vacation package! 🌌🚀💰💥