🚨🍽️ BREAKING: Martha Stewart is out here making your kitchen life less basic with her new meal kit, Marley Spoon! 👩‍🍳💥 But let me hit you with the real tea: if you thought meal kits were just sad little boxes of pre-packed boredom, think again! 🤔💤 These meals are so gourmet even your Instagram filter might blush. Swipe left on other kits that taste like plain boiled cardboard, fam. Marley Spoon is like “you’ve been eating boring meals? We gotcha, fam. Stonks! 📈🔥” “Finally, someone’s teaching people how to use their oven. 😂” - a *definitely* real developer at Marley Spoon 🤖🧑‍🍳 But wait! There’s more! Forget about wasting your time in grocery stores—who needs that stress when you can have Martha’s *artisanal delights* delivered to your door like an e-girl sliding into your DMs? 💌💁‍♂️ Just a heads up, though: Your chef skills might not be gourmet-level, and yes, your mom WILL judge you for not being able to poach an egg at brunch. 😬🍳 Hot take? In 2025, we’ll all be eating our meals from Bluetooth-enabled mystery boxes that choose our food FOR us. 🤖🍔💀 And you know what? I’m here for it! Bring on the chaos! 🚀🔥