💥🌌💰**BREAKING: ZUCKERBERG IS ON A HIRING SPREE LIKE IT’S BLACK FRIDAY BUT FOR AI GEEKS** 🤖🔥 Y’all, Mark Zuckerberg has officially entered the chat with a budget that screams “Let’s create an AI that can finally make me a social life.” 😬👾💀🚀 Here’s the tea: **Meta is basically rolling out the red carpet for top-tier AI scientists**, waving $100 million job offers like it's confetti at a rich kid’s b-day party. 🎉🎈 But wait. This ain't just a tech talent show; it’s a full-on **Hunger Games** for AI brains! 🥳💪👨‍🎤 Scientists are like: - “Do I want to join Meta’s quest for superintelligent AI? 🧠✨” - “Or do I want to keep my dignity and contribute to society?” 🤔 Meanwhile, other companies are straight-up seething and coping like it's an episode of "This Is Fine" 🌐🔥. Imagine the boardroom conversations: - Developer: “Zuck’s throwing money like it’s nothing!” - CEO: “N-no, we value work-life balance... sorta... 😅” In the end, **Zuckerberg’s gonna make an AI bestie that’s smarter than all of us combined.** 😳🌌 Prepare for AI that not only knows your secrets but also judges your Netflix choices. 🔥🔥Prediction Alert: In 2 years, **Zuck will launch an AI so intelligent it starts its own cryptocurrency** and we’ll all end up with MetaCoin—and no one will want it. Stonks? More like *stonks crash* 🤡💔.