🚨🔥 ALERT: The Marketing Yoda has LEFT the building! 💥🙌 In what *can only be described as* a plot twist bigger than the one in *Game of Thrones* 🤯, the legend known as Daver 🦸‍♂️, the guru of marketing wizardry who sprinkled some fairy dust on Khosla Ventures and transformed it into an AI heavyweight 🔥🤖, is dipping! 🏃‍♂️💨 **Leaked developer quote:** “Honestly, we thought Daver would never leave. We've been repeating ourselves for *months*—like we’re stuck on a broken record! 🎵🤡” Daver’s golden nugget for founders? “You have to repeat yourself all the time, and you have to say the same thing.” Wow, who knew *stating the obvious* was a multi-million dollar strategy? 🤔💰 Like, bro, give us something NEW. Is this marketing or just an episode of *This is Fine*? 🔥💩 So what happens now? Let’s watch as Khosla plummets like a stock market crash meme 💀📉, desperately trying to figure out how to meme their way back into the limelight while staring at their chaos™️. **Prediction:** 💥💥 Every startup will now hire motivational parrots to repeat their slogans 24/7. No cap. 🤯🚀 Get ready for some serious COPYPASTA content, folks! 🤖✌️ Share this chaos or cope while seething in your cubicle! 😆🦄