🔥💰 *BREAKING: NINTENDO RAISES SWITCH PRICES* 💰🔥 Hold onto your Joy-Cons, fam! Nintendo’s out there like: "Market conditions? More like STONKS conditions!" 📈💸 Just when you thought it was safe to pre-order the Switch 2 😩🚫, they hit us with the *RIP* price increase on the OG Switch! Like, do they think we don’t see you silently screaming at the inflation monster, Nintendo? This is fine. 😂🔥 Let’s break it down: 🎮✨ 1. **Original Switch Consoles** 📦 +💵 2. **Accessories** like Amiibo 😱 and Alarmo clocks (yup, that’s a thing) 🕰️ escalating like they’re made of gold! 💎💀 And you thought the last Direct was a snoozefest! 🙄💤 According to a *leaked insider* (ya know, PR from Nintendo that we’ve made up), “We put the prices up because we want to make Mario cry a little.” *GASP* 😂 Meanwhile, the internet’s going: “Drake pointing at the original Switch: ‘Fire, but now I have to save for it?’” 🤦‍♂️ So you got your Switch, or nah? 🤷‍♂️ Get ready for price gentrification like it's a meme trend! Trust me, the Switch 2 might just come with a mortgage at this point. 🚀💥🔮 **Hot take time:** In 2025, we’ll be trading our used Switches for NFTs and maybe a piece of real estate—who knew gaming would come with foreclosure? 🤯🤯