💀🎉 BREAKING: ZUCKERBERG BUILDS HIS OWN FORT KNOX! 🔐💰 So, it turns out that while you're out here getting ghosted by your rent-app, Mark Zuck's over here building a literal tech castle for $110 MILLION. 🏰💩🤡 Like, bro, are we living in a fairy tale or is this just a cringe reality check? 😂 14 years of property snatching??! That's a long con, my dude! Imagine the neighborhood watch meetings: "Uh, hey Mark, can you stop Google Maps from showing our houses as ‘WE'RE IN YOUR HOME!'?" 🏡🔍🤖 And let's talk about these guest homes. 11 PROPERTIES. Is he hosting the next Avengers meeting or just trying to flex on Elon in a game of rich guy Monopoly? 🤑🤺 #Stonks #Cringe *Imaginary Quote from Zuck’s PR Team*: "These guest homes are essential for our crisis meetings… I mean, family BBQs!" 🍔🔥 But for real, while he builds his cozy compound, we're all just here struggling to find Wi-Fi in our shoebox apartments. 🙃 🔥🚀 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, Zuck's Fortress of Solitude will be the last standing bastion of sanity in a world gone mad, and *he’ll charge us $30 a month to pretend we're visiting!* #MetaReality 🤯💀 Share this if you’re already planning your escape from reality! ✈️💨