🚨🧪BREAKING NEWS!!! Mark Rober is taking his *mad scientist* AF vibe from YouTube straight to Netflix!! That’s right, folks, buckle up! 🥳🔥 In a shocking twist that nobody asked for (but we secretly love), the former NASA wizard whose glitter bombs make porch pirates cry is gonna spoon-feed us two new projects this year! 🎉💰 *TIME TO GET SCIENCEY, BABY!* 💥💩 What's next? A glitter bomb rocket to the moon? 🚀💃 *Mark’s experiments* are about to make Netflix less cringe and way MORE based. Can’t wait for the new series, "Stonk it Like Mark," where Rober will build contraptions that literally defy the laws of physics while we’re all just here like, “This is fine.” 🐶🔥 *Leaked Quote from the Development Team*: “We’re just trying to get kids to learn while they eat Tide Pods, man. Mark is like the science whisperer.” 🤫 And if that’s not enough, starting 2026, we’re getting a family competition series that’ll probably have kids building *actual* bombs (scientifically safe ones, we hope) while their parents sip wine and cry about the state of the world. 😂🍷 PREDICTION: Mark will accidentally invent time travel, and Netflix will flood the market with “Rober-80s” realities. *Next stop? YouTube vs. Netflix: FIGHT!!!* 🥊💥 Who ya got?! Spread the word and let’s get that chaos trending! 💥💫