💥📉 HOLD UP, FAM! Marissa Mayer is at it again! 😱 The ex-Yahoo Queen Bee (yeah, we remember you *cough* “Sunny” 🌞) is shuttin’ down her old AI venture, Sunshine. Why? Duh—she's busy cashing in those *assets* to pump up her new biz, Dazzle! 🌟💰 It’s like a tech version of “Oh, you thought I was done? LOL!” 🤡 *Leaked Developer Quote:* "Honestly, we just ran out of ideas. Our last brainstorm involved making an app to remind you that you don't need an app." 😂 🎤 Time for awkward flexing! So, is this the tech equivalent of “I made a new friend, so I’m ditching my old one”? 🥴 The meme gods are laughing, peeps! This is fine! 🔥 Drake's saying “Nah” to Sunshine, while his stonks are pointing up for Dazzle, but fr fr, is this a glow-up or just another tech dumpster fire? 🚀💀 🌌 **UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT**: In 2 years, Dazzle will release a new AI system powered by cat memes & vibes, and we'll all be coding in Java while dancing to TikTok hits. This is where the space-time continuum collapses, y’all. 🌀💯 Share this if you’re ready for that *chaos*! 🥳👾🔥