Hold onto your inflated *Mushroom Kingdom* stock prices, folks! 🚀💰 Nintendo just hit us with *the* tea: SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE TRAILER HAS DROPPED! ☕️🐸 Imagine this: our boi Mario chilling under a tree, vibing with butterflies, then—BAM—cosmic chaos ensues as the *Super Mario Galaxy* theme wafts in like your mom's cooking you never appreciated until now. 🍄🌌🎶 But wait, what’s this? 😱 You thought they’d leave the earth? Nah, fam, Mario’s about to jump into space like it's a nightlife club in 2030 (the one where you get ID’d by a hologram). This is a sequel to the GRILL-ZILLION dollar (okay, fine, *billion*) smash hit, and peep those leaked domains! 🕵️‍♂️ Sussier than a suspicious raccoon trying to dumpster dive in a high-end sushi joint. Our beloved game dev in chief, Shigeru Miyamoto, probably said, “This is fine” as he watched the projection of dollar signs manifest into reality. Cha-ching! 💸 And with each new reveal, your cringe-worthy “Super Mario World” title just got *kolonized* by the galaxy hype. Let’s face it: in a decade, we’ll either have a Mario black-hole crossover 🕳️ or all our devs will just go “ship it” and bounce to create a *Simpsons* world where Bowser is the new king of memes. 🌍🔥 So, mark your calendars for the space revolution—who's ready for Mario memes invasion x1000? This is the CTRL + ALT + DEL of movie trailers. 🤖💥 #Based #Seethe #Mario4President