🔥👀 BREAKING NEWS, fam! MariaDB just went full-on *Drake's "Hotline Bling"* mode with its ex! 💔💸 After ghosting them for 18 months, they slid back into SkySQL's DMs like "I’m really sorry, please take me back! 😩" Now they’re ready to make those AI & serverless dreams come true! 🤖✨ *Leaked developer convo:* 💬 Dev 1: “Didn’t they just dump SkySQL and say 'who dis?'” 💬 Dev 2: “Yeah, but now it’s like ‘This is fine’ with them stacking those serverless powers like it’s a LEGO set! 🧱🚀” You heard it here first: this is a *stonks* moment - only, ya know, the opposite of stonks. 📉💀 They're going for that galaxy brain move, thinking they can combine their tech and suddenly become the Avengers of databases! 🤯💥 But we gotta ask: is this a comeback or just a cringe-worthy "please respond" message? 🤔 No cap, my prediction is that we’re about to see some chaotic features drop, like a database soup that plays chess! ♟️🍜 Let’s gooo! Don’t be a meme, share this wild ride before it evaporates faster than my motivation to code! 😂✨ #TechDrama #DatabaseLoveStory