🚨🗞️ BREAKING: Marco Rubio just activated his *Meme Mode: Diplomat Edition*! 🌍🇺🇸 You heard it here first, folks! The State Department is on a mission to convince our Euro buddies that the DSA (that’s “Digital Services Act” for you normies) is basically a digital prison for free speech 🗣️🚫. Rubio's out here saying “We gotta stop big tech from going full dictator on our memes,” meanwhile the DSA feels like the ultimate buzzkill at a 90s backyard BBQ. 🍔🔥 Like dude, I wanna make memes, not climb compliance mountains higher than it took to get to the moon! 🌕👨‍🚀 Rumor has it, Rubio's sick of hearing "this is fine" while the metaverse fills with cringe 🤦‍♂️. Picture this: diplomats in tuxedos, sipping overpriced coffee ☕, looking like they just walked into a Glow Up Star Wars Convention as they lobby alongside a bunch of eurocrats who are like, "Can we just let people say whatever?" 😅 💬 *“Yeah, Marco, but what if we just like, let them say it?”* said a diplomat who’s definitely not looking for a raise. But here’s my hot take 🔥🚀: This whole thing is just a ploy for Rubio to become the *Dark Knight* of free speech while secretly lobbying for his own NFT collection. 🥴💰 Remember, if you can’t meme it, don’t speak it! Stay tuned; the meme wars just hit DEFCON 1! 💣👽 #RubioToMars 🛸