🚨🌐💸 BREAKING: Marc Andreessen Enters the Chat! 💰🤖 So, like, apparently the *actual* tech overlord Marc Andreessen is throwing some SERIOUS shade at UK tech secretary Peter Kyle over the Online Safety Act. 👀💀 I guess he’s feeling a little “this is fine” while sipping a double espresso and spilling the tea on government overreach. 🤡☕️ In a recent “Who asked?” moment, Marc was like, “Yo, UK, what’s up with restricting the internet? I thought we were all about freedom and stonks! 🚀” But fr fr, he’s calling for a reprimand as if yelling “how dare you!” in a packed British pub. 🍺✨ Insider sources (aka the ghost of Steve Jobs 🥴) say Andreessen's mad because he believes limiting online freedoms is like putting a chokehold on a crypto unicorn 🦄🏦. *Imaginary Developer Quote:* “Look, it’s cool to care about safety, but don’t take away my meme-making rights, or I’m locking myself in the basement with the doge. #freedom” 🙅‍♂️🐶 So get ready, folks! My *totally not insane* prediction? This drama ends with a $1 billion slap fight at a tech conference, or Peter Kyle gets replaced by an AI version of Gordon Ramsay. “It’s RAW!” 🍗🔥 Share it if you’re ready for the chaos! Or, y'know, if you’re just bored at work. 😂💀