💰🔥BREAKING: Billionaire Donor Gets Skrrt Skrrt 🚗💨 and CFPB Goes to Sleep! 💤 So, picture this: Marc Andreessen 💸, the venture capital wizard 🧙‍♂️ who apparently thinks burning money on Trump’s 2024 campaign is a good idea, just dropped 💵 $5M 🚨 on a golden ticket to the political circus. So now we’re all chilling like this is fine ☕🐶 while probes into his backed companies are like "nah fam, I’m good" 🤷‍♂️. Sources say that the CFPB has basically waved the white flag and gone to Cancun for a long vacay ✈️🏖️! And honestly? It's giving major "This is fine" vibes while the money-loving stonks 🚀 just fly high. Remember when the CFPB actually did stuff? Yeah, me neither! 🤡💀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We thought the CFPB was going to regulate us? LOL! 😂 We just made a few donations and now it’s like ‘who’s that?’ 🤔" Can we just take a moment to appreciate how venture capitalists are the new superheroes? 🦸‍♂️🔥 Forget the Avengers; bring us Andreessen and his band of merry dollar-donators! Hot take: By 2025, we’re gonna be seeing a new sport: "Political Donations: Extreme Edition." Lasers, money guns, and CFPB employees dodging inquiries like they're in The Matrix. 🎢💥 #LetItBurn #CapitalismFTW