💀📉 ALERT 🚨: The Assassin's Creed franchise just got hit with the ol’ “I quit!” faster than the first time I tried to climb a wall in-game! 🏃‍♂️💨 Our boy Marc-Alexis Côté, the OG mastermind since 2005, just ghosted Ubisoft like a bad date on Tinder. 😱💔 Hot take: Did he *finally* realize he was just a glorified parkour instructor for rogue pixels? 🕵️‍♂️🔥 Or is he off to create an ASMR channel where he whispers “Animus... activated?” 🤔🌌 #NextLevelContent And guess what? This is happening right after AC jumped under the Tencent-funded Vantage Studios umbrella, like that meme of Drake saying “Nah” to good management. 😩👎 Stonks are plummeting, and I can hear Ubisoft executives seething harder than a gamer after a lag spike! 😤💔 “It's all fine,” said a leak from the office (totally not made up, promise) where a developer was like, “Guess we'll have to re-skin more horses.” 🐴💸 Prediction time! Mark my words: in 5 years, the next Ace Auto-Parkour™ game will be dropped where you play as a Valiant Horse 🐎🦸‍♂️ navigating life in a corporate metaverse—this is what Ubisoft truly needs, fr fr! 🚀✨ #VantageverseGo!