🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: MARC ANDREESSEN CALLS OUT UNIVERSITIES FOR BEING WOKE AF! 💥🚨 Hold up, my fellow tech luddites! 🚀 The Silicon Valley vibes just got REAL. According to leaked screenshots that hit harder than your crush ghosting you, Marc "Billionaire Boomer" Andreessen took to a GROUP CHAT (yep, like your high school squad, but with WAY more money) 📱💰 to flame universities like Stanford and MIT for their DEI agenda. 😳🔥 In a roast that could make your grandma clutch her pearls, he said these schools are gonna “pay the price.” Yeah, Marc—like their tuition isn't already enough? Stonks 🤑 in the university system dropping faster than my motivation to finish coding assignments. Imagine this convo: Marc: “Bro, this DEI stuff? So cringe, just like my last haircut!” 🤣 AI Scientist: “But... diversity?” 🤨 Marc: “Cope. Seethe. 🤡” Meanwhile, money-hungry venture capitalists are placing bets on who will be the next victim in the "Great University Reckoning." 💀 So here’s my wild prediction: Within five years, we’ll be living in a world where ‘Elite Universities’ will just become TikTok classes on how to be an influencer. 🧠💥 #Based #CampusIsTheNewMemeFactory Send this to your group chat and watch the debates explode! 🎉🔥