🚨🆕 BREAKING: Manus just dropped something called "Wide Research" and I’m not sure if I should be excited or make a “this is fine” meme with a flaming cat 🔥🐱. This new feature lets you unleash a whole squad of parallelized AI agents like they’re Pokémon at a gym battle! 🎮💥 🌌 Imagine you’re a Pro user (if you're not, *cringe*) and you get to summon up to DOZENS of these bad boys to tackle “large-scale, high-volume tasks.” Sounds fancy until you realize it’s just a glorified way to say you can pay more to procrastinate harder 🤡💸. I can already hear the developers: “We thought about calling it Chaos Mode, but we didn't want to send our users into a full-blown breakdown.” 🤖💀 Meanwhile, the competition is over there like Drake pointing, “Y'all really paid for that?” 🤨💀 📈 Leaked Developer Quote™: "We just wanted to give users more ways to ignore their existential dread." So, what’s next? AI agents fighting each other in a ring? 🤼‍♂️ My unhinged prediction: In 2024, we’ll have AI agents that can date for you. "I’m sorry, babe, I’m busy with my Wide Research. Can't we just let the AIs handle our love lives?" 💔🚀 #AIIsTheNewGod #ManusMadness #WideResearchOrWideRegret