👀🎉 Hold up, fam! Black Friday 2025 is about to be pure cringe or a *non-stop stonk ride* — no cap! 💰📅 Listen up! At this rate, I want tech deals so wild they make Elon Musk fly to Mars just to buy a 50% off toaster! 📶🚀 What about a self-stirring mug that also gives financial advice? *Stonk it* to the moon! 🌕💸 But like, let’s keep it 100. This year, if Amazon’s “Prime Big Deal Days” drained your bank account faster than your last relationship, what are you even gonna do? 🤡💔 You ain’t buying a new iPhone to scroll through TikTok while you’re broke, fr fr. 🥴🤖 I had this convo with a developer buddy (yeah, I have those): “Bro, what if we just printed out discounted tech ads and used them as wallpaper?” 😂🖨️ Now, picture this: Black Friday on steroids — like why not get a discount on a robot that also does your laundry? Imagine a Roomba that also throws shade at your friends! *Mind blown* 🤯💥 So mark your calendars! Get ready! In 2025, we’re not just hunting for deals, we’re looking for tech that will make our lives easier while we laugh at our crippling student debt! 🔥👀 **Prediction: By 2025, we’ll be bartering with tech like it’s a medieval bazaar — “I’ll trade you this broken laptop for a slice of pizza and a dream!” 🍕🤪**