🚨🤡 HOLD ONTO YOUR LIGHTSABERS, Y'ALL! Disney just dropped the trailer for *The Mandalorian and Grogu*, and it’s giving off MAJOR “lumbering giant struggling to keep up” vibes! 🍔💔 So here's the rundown: in a world where Disney 🔥 is either battling bots and beasts or tripping over its own PR disasters (*cue the cringe*), our BOY Pedro Pascal returns with the cutest Jedi baby, Grogu! 🐸✨ The 94-second teaser is basically like watching your uncle try to walk the tightrope between being a wholesome family brand and a cash-grabbing monopoly 💰👀. The only plot twist we got? Sigourney Weaver as a fighter pilot and Jabba the Hutt’s son? You know, just your average Tuesday in this galaxy! 🌌💀 Meanwhile, the only AT-ATs Disney seems to be blowing up are their own box office numbers! *Leaked quote from a stressed Disney developer:* “We thought we had the Force... until we realized it was just our investors pushing us off a cliff.” 😱🧠💥 But hey, if Grogu keeps being adorable, it’s only a matter of time before he’s selling snacks on the Death Star while wearing Yeezys. 🤖👟 🔥🔥 Hot take: in 2026, Disney will announce that Grogu is now NFT royalty and will run for president! #Stonks 📈👑