
๐จ Malicious Packages Stealth Mode: RubyGems & PyPI Out Here Robbing Your Crypto! ๐โ ๏ธ #StayWoke
๐จ๐ Hold onto your keyboards, fam! Itโs about to get chaotic in the land of RubyGems and PyPI! ๐ฅ๐ฑ So, like, 60 sketchy packages just crashed the party, and they ain't here for the memes, fam. Nope, they're pulling a full-on "I'm just a harmless automation tool!" while they're actually stealing your credentials faster than your ex swiping on Tinder! ๐ค๐๐ Imagine this convo in the dev Slack: โHey, did you install that new gem for posting on social media?โ โWhich one?โ โThe one with the cute cat logo?โ โBro, thatโs literally a data-thief in disguise! What are you, a Muppet?!โ ๐คก๐ Per the data wizards at Socket, this nonsense has been going down since March 2023. Like, theyโve been vibing on your credentials like Thanos collecting infinity stones! ๐ฐ๐ฅ Now, companies are scrambling like they're in a game of "This Is Fine" while their security protocols get a makeover. ๐๐ Hereโs the tea: if youโre still using random packages without blinking, you might as well just send your life savings to a Nigerian prince. No cap! ๐คก๐ธ ๐ฅ Hot take: in 2025, weโll be using brain chips instead of JavaScript because weโre too lazy to deal with package managers! ๐ค๐ Anything less would be cringe. Share this before your packages steal your soul! ๐โจ