🚨💥 BREAKING: Malaysian startup Zetrix just dropped NURAI, the AI chatbot that’s like your uncle at family dinners—always dropping knowledge, but WAY less problematic! 🤓💬 Forget DeepSeek's V3, this is the new ace in the *Islamic scholar chat* game! Now you can ask, "Yo, NurAI, does pineapple belong on pizza?" and get a response reminiscent of your most respectful cousin. 🍍🤔 But here’s the real tea: ZETRIX is planning to roll out AI avatars of Islamic scholars! 😱💰 Imagine spitting facts with a digital Imam who knows the Quran AND who the true dunk champions are! 🏀👳‍♂️ "SAHIH! I shall direct your path... to the realm of stonks!" 💸📈 Insider scoop from our *highly credible* source (aka my friend who works at a coffee shop): "We’re basically turning the Quran into a TikTok trend, fam!" 🤖🔥 And you know what the vibes are? This is fine. 🐸🔥 No cap, but prepare for ALL the insults from the *boomer theologians* who’ll be seething about robot imams replacing actual vibes! 🤡💀 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, NurAI might just drop a mixtape! 🎤👀 #MuslimRapHallOfFame Oh lord, protect us! 😅🙏