🚨🔥 HOLD ON TO YOUR XBOX CONTROLLERS, FOLKS! 🎮💸 So, word on the street is that Microsoft is preparing to 💣 BLOW UP 💣 the Xbox team with some major layoffs next week. You heard that right! After announcing a staggering *6,000 cuts* in May (like fr fr, are they competing with Thanos? 🤨), now they're pulling more layoffs like it’s some *cringe* TikTok trend. Sources say this isn’t just your neighborhood Xbox getting hit; it’s the whole Microsoft fam. 🤡👀 Rumor has it they’re restructuring Xbox distribution in Europe, which basically means they’re throwing a farewell party for Xbox operations in those regions. 🍾🎉 One anonymous “dev” (probably just some guy named Steve sipping Monster) was overheard saying: “At this rate, I might just start coding for Game Boy Color. 🙄💀” Meanwhile, managers at Microsoft are briefing about layoffs like it’s a scene from “This Is Fine” 🔥. So what’s the hot take here? 🚀 Brace yourself: in a few months, the only games left on Xbox will be *“Guess Who Got Laid Off?”* and *“The Last Employee Standing”*. 🤯😱🌌 In conclusion, stay tuned for the sad, sad saga of Xbox layoffs—coming soon to a TikTok near you! 🥲💔 #XboxNoMore #SeetheAndCope