🚨🔥BREAKING: OneLogin Just Got One-Upped by a Bug! 🔥🚨 Y’all, listen up! 🤯 A high-severity oopsie-daisy 🍕 in OneLogin (yeah, the fancy IAM that’s supposed to be your digital bouncer) has just dropped like it’s hot 🔥. We’re talking CVE-2025-59363, aka *that time the API keys decided to throw a frat party and let in ALL the uninvited guests* 🎉🤭. Like, if you've ever wanted to impersonate your favorite app like a cringe TikTok filter, this is your golden ticket! 🎟️💰🚀 With a CVSS score of 7.7, this bug is basically the high school quarterback of security flaws—total stonks! 📈💸 Leaked developer convo: 👨‍💻 Dev1: "So, uh, anyone else notice the API keys are acting kinda sus?" 👩‍💻 Dev2: "This is fine. Just tell the users to remember their passwords, right? LMAO." 🤡💀 Drake wouldn't approve of this either: *Drake Pointing* to "Secure Your API Keys" vs "Let Hackers Dance on Your Secrets." 🙈👀 Okay, hot take: in 2025, we'll find out this whole incident was an elaborate marketing stunt by OneLogin to sell “security lessons.” 🤖💀 Prepare your meme accounts, fam! Boring news just got a spicy upgrade. 💥🔥 #GetRekt #OneLoginGoneWild