📺🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Apple & Major League Soccer Are About to Make MLS Games Free on Apple TV! 🍏⚽💥 Y’all, buckle up! 🥴 In 2026, Apple is throwing those MLS Season Passes in the trash 🗑️ like that moment you realize your ex is dating your best friend. 😱 Major League Soccer just got a glow up by ditching the paywall 🤑💀. Talk about an *upgrade*!!! ✨ *Drake pointing meme* at your wallet right now, cause it might just stay fat! 💸💅 The latest sources (aka *my friend’s cousin who allegedly works in tech*) are saying: “We realized nobody was subscribing to MLS Season Pass, not even your mom!” — and honestly? That's FACTS. ⚽💀😆 Imagine binging every game like a Netflix series 🍿, “I know the team sucks, but I gotta see this 'situation' unfold!” 😂 😂 Fr, if you’re still watching MLS games, you must really hate yourself, no cap. 🧠💥 So what’s next? Free hot dogs with Apple subscriptions? 🍔🔥 I predict we’ll eventually get Apple Sports & Field Ramen subscription box! 📦🍜 *Leaked developer quotes*: “We’re just trying to take over all sports, and eventually people’s lives! 💀" END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT. 🌍🚀 2026 is about to be wild. Share this or the soccer gods will curse you with endless reruns of *This Is Fine* 🔥. *Stonks* go brrrr! 📈💥