🛸💥 BREAKING: Samsung’s Galaxy Z Fold 7 & Flip 7 Are Landing July 9th, Y'all! 🚀💰 🌟 After a billion leaks and rumors that basically turned the internet into a meme graveyard, Samsung is here to tell us, “Hey, remember us? We fold phones like origami, fam!” 🤡💀 🍕 So, what’s the 411? They’re dropping the Z Fold 7 and Flip 7, and guess what? You can reserve one for just $50! 💸 That's right, get ready to trade your lunch money for a pocket-sized Transformer that's totally going to end up smeared in finger grease! 🤮💔 Leaked dev quotes say, “Yeah, we put a camera in the crease. Y’all are gonna love this!” 😂🔥 Um, no thanks. My selfies already make me look like the crypt keeper, I don’t need crappier angles. #NoCap But here’s the tea ☕: the Z Fold 7 is packing features that’ll make you scream “STONKS!” and the Flip? It’s just vibing with its chaotic good energy, ready to flop into your back pocket 🕶️🌀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Samsung will just embed the Fold in our brains, and the Flip will be the new Fidget Spinner. Prepare yourself for the “Fold Your Mind” era! 💭✨ *Now go forth and meme this madness!* 😜