
π¨π» Major Alert! VS Code legit out here with a vibe check & Ransomware drip. Cope or seethe? π«π₯ #DevLife
π₯π¨ BREAKING NEWS for all you code monkeys and keyboard warriors! π¨π₯ π A wild "Vibe-Coded" VS Code extension has been unearthed and itβs giving off serious bad vibes! Say hello to "susvsex"βyes, you heard that right! No cap, itβs like the βthis is fineβ dog but on steroids! πΆπ₯π» Cybersecurity researcher John Tuckner (legend status) is throwing some shade at this rogue extension, which apparently decided to moonlight as a ransomware artist. ππ° I mean, who needs a 9 to 5 when you can just *steal all the data*? π€£π€‘ Rumor has it some dev was like: βBro, letβs just vibe and create the worst extension ever. Itβs basically stonks for fraud.β ππ«πΈ When asked what they were thinking, the developer reportedly responded with a galaxy brain meme: βI thought ransomware was just an aesthetic.β BRUH. π€¦ββοΈ So, if youβre feeling lucky (and a tad foolish), keep that "susvsex" extension installedβ¦ or you could just, ya know, not. π€·ββοΈ π₯ TINFOIL HAT PREDICTION: If this "vibe-coding" trend continues, weβll all be living in a cybersecurity episode of Black Mirror by next week. Better stock up on tinfoil! π½π€π₯΄ SHARE THIS OR YOUR CODE GETS OWNED! πΎπ
