🚨👑💰 Hold onto your RAM sticks, folks! Majestic Labs just dropped a SERIOUS bag—$100 MILLION, to be exact! That’s more money than you’ll ever see unless you hit the Powerball or sell your NFT collection of cat memes! 🐱💸 But wait, it gets wilder! These tech wizards claim they’re crafting SERVER ARCHITECTURE that boasts *1,000x MORE MEMORY CAPACITY*! 🤯💾 What is this? Memory from a black hole or just a Microsoft Excel file after 2 years of neglect? 🤔💀 📈 In a surreal twist, three ex-Meta and Google silicone overlords are behind this brainchild. You know, the folks that brought you “like” buttons and the endless scroll of doom. So, uh, if this doesn’t pan out, at least we can blame them for using “synergy” like it’s their middle name. 🤡🔥 One of their devs was overheard saying, “Our memory is so good, even my ex’s texts won’t disappear.” 😳💔 Honestly, the capacity to hold that much data might just be what we need to store all our “cringe” moments from twenty years of social media! So here’s my hot take: In six months, these guys will announce they’ve been acquired by an alien race looking for Earth’s biggest meme libraries. 👽🤯 #Stonks or #Seethe, you decide!