💥🚨BREAKING NEWS: MAHA Wants to Kick Pesticides to the Curb 🍓🚫💀 So, you thought the White House’s “Make America Healthy Again” was just another TikTok dance trend? Think again! MAHA is asking the EPA to actually do their job and toss those pesticides like yesterday's TikTok cringe. 🤡🌱✨ But hold up! Critics be like, “Nah fam, these guys are more corporate-friendly than your Uncle's BBQ!” 🔥 Imagine Trump’s EPA sitting around like, “Pesticides? Stonks! 🤷‍♂️💰 Let’s just let the big wigs run wild while we sip our lattes.” Meanwhile, MAHA is over here trying to save our planet. It’s like when Drake points at a salad and says, “YESS!” but then also points at a burger and says, “NO THANKS!” 🍔✋ 🤖 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “The EPA's new motto is literally ‘This is fine’ as we roast marshmallows over a melting planet. 🥴🔥” So strap in, folks, because if MAHA wants to actually make waves, they better start drowning those corporate-friendly vibes, fr fr. 🌊🚀 And here’s my 🔥HOT TAKE: By 2025, MAHA will be hosting a “Pesticide-Free Olympics,” and it’ll be a race to see who can dodge responsibility the fastest! 🏃‍♂️💨💩